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svvitzerland:

svvitzerland:

what do women have in the middle of their legs?

knees

(via thepeoplearesleeping)

baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues 

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big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

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jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

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haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

(Source: stevebrule, via forsythfelony)

koishe:

classy-dick:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

(Source: koujakuebooks, via jimothyhalp3rt)

bitchinbands:

hongkers:

hongkers:

Who robbed the tampon factory?

SOME BLOODY CUNT

are you fucking serious

(via jimothyhalp3rt)

i have a very sexually active mind for a very sexually inactive body

(via dontletme--cavein)