when I have kids
- future daughter: mum, do I have to learn archery? it's really boring
- me: do what I say.
- future daughter: but mum-
- me: DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME KATNISS NOW GET DRESSED WE'RE GOING TO THE BAKER'S TO SEE IF HE HAS A SON
You need me, I don't need you.
Shane. 17. Melbourne, Australia. I'm awesome. Twitter famous one day. Phone, cars, Skins, 30 Rock, alcohol, vodka, parties, Twitter, random shit. I may love you. Follow for my love and you'll get some back.
- person: take care.
- me: garnier.
- me: why am i single
- me: i am FUNNY
- me: AND NICE
- me: WHAT ELSE DO U NEED
- comes in contact with mirror
- me: oh
